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Working on my autobiography project while Garen plays A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, so I’m going to “liveblog” this little chapter. Feel free to read for an entertaining pre-coming out relationship story.

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It has come to my attention that many of you like to have your boys rimming each other, and many of you are female. So let me clear something up for you: not all male male couples rim. In fact, many do not. Many of us men attracted to men are grossed out and turned off by the concept, and cannot stomach the rest of your pics and fics because we’re puking at the thought of a men’s version of two girls one cup happening on accident. Even when male-male couples do rim, it’s not a necessary act of gay sex. Porn is made to please everyone with the most common fetishes, so they would have you think otherwise depending on the company. They are idiots. Note the foot fetish thing. How many people do you think really do that? it’s completely analogous to rimming. So please, at least reduce the rimming in your stories. We make flavoured lube in the real world for a reason, it’s time you’ve added some to your false one.

Some reasoning that could be picked up via careful reading:

• Only 8,153 men were included in the study. Erego, not “all” gay men were surveyed.
• All of the men were (presumably) cismen
• The men were “self-identifying gay and bisexual men” This means they were out of thecloset.
• The study only included 21 LARGE US cities. We have MANY more than that, therefore I should like to say location plays a factor. Please get local stats for reference.
• I wouldn’t doubt that NYC and San Fransisco were included in the list of cities, but I can’t seem to find the actual study anywhere, only “quotes” from it.
• Percentages greatly varied depending on race
• Age was also a factor (those who were teens/young adults in the 80’s had the highest percentages. If I know my gay history correctly…)
• There’s no mention of males ages 13-18, who (believe it or not) can identify as gay and do have sex.
• None of this gives any man (or person of any gender) a reason not to wear a condom during any sexual act involving the penis, anus, and/or vagina.

So it would be cool if the HIV/gay men correlation stereotype could calm the fuck down. The highest infection rate (“of those surveyed”) was in Baltimore, Maryland (39%), so just wear a condom if you plan on fucking a “sweet southern boy”

Sources (and yes I would be willing to get more)
http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/09/23/us-aids-usa-idUSTRE68M3H220100923
http://healthland.time.com/2010/09/26/study-20-of-homosexual-men-are-hiv-positive-but-only-half-know-it/

And these motherfuckers. Estas putas de mierda estúpida. Just let me break down how I get matched with people on this site.

They’re friends who have already established the friend zone. Match percentage: 80%+ (FUUUUUUUUUUU)

People that have already been involved with my friend(s) Garen and/or Caleb: 75%+ (I don’t want my friends’ sloppy seconds. This is not the L word. I do NOT do drama.)

People I actually want to try going for: 60% or less. (in the gay dating site world, anything less than 70 means please try again never)

The only exception is at like 75%.  Exactly. And I’m 100% sure he’d never go for me. Fucking Fuck-fuck fuckitty fuck. I LITERALLY can’t get laid in this town (But all of my options in Syracuse. CONSTANT FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES. Like, why these underage guys still on my dick? I DON’T FEEL LIKE GETTING ARRESTED. STOP SEXTING ME)

First news I got waking up: Prop 8 is ruled unconstitutional by a federal court.
Therefore within the year same-sex marriage in California will be legal again.
And also, because it was a federal court (and with my understanding), The ruling will apply to anywhere that tries to overturn a pro-same-sex marriage legislation once it’s passed.

Haters and naysayers may line up outside my door to suck my dick tomorrow starting promptly at 1pm EST.