Ithaca, New York
Ithaca College ('10-'14).
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It has come to my attention that many of you like to have your boys rimming each other, and many of you are female. So let me clear something up for you: not all male male couples rim. In fact, many do not. Many of us men attracted to men are grossed out and turned off by the concept, and cannot stomach the rest of your pics and fics because we’re puking at the thought of a men’s version of two girls one cup happening on accident. Even when male-male couples do rim, it’s not a necessary act of gay sex. Porn is made to please everyone with the most common fetishes, so they would have you think otherwise depending on the company. They are idiots. Note the foot fetish thing. How many people do you think really do that? it’s completely analogous to rimming. So please, at least reduce the rimming in your stories. We make flavoured lube in the real world for a reason, it’s time you’ve added some to your false one.
Some reasoning that could be picked up via careful reading:
So it would be cool if the HIV/gay men correlation stereotype could calm the fuck down. The highest infection rate (“of those surveyed”) was in Baltimore, Maryland (39%), so just wear a condom if you plan on fucking a “sweet southern boy”
Sources (and yes I would be willing to get more)
And these motherfuckers. Estas putas de mierda estúpida. Just let me break down how I get matched with people on this site.
They’re friends who have already established the friend zone. Match percentage: 80%+ (FUUUUUUUUUUU)
People that have already been involved with my friend(s) Garen and/or Caleb: 75%+ (I don’t want my friends’ sloppy seconds. This is not the L word. I do NOT do drama.)
People I actually want to try going for: 60% or less. (in the gay dating site world, anything less than 70 means please try again never)
The only exception is at like 75%. Exactly. And I’m 100% sure he’d never go for me. Fucking Fuck-fuck fuckitty fuck. I LITERALLY can’t get laid in this town (But all of my options in Syracuse. CONSTANT FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES. Like, why these underage guys still on my dick? I DON’T FEEL LIKE GETTING ARRESTED. STOP SEXTING ME)