Name: Colton

What You need to know:

21.
Aries.
Fluid Sexuality.
Ithaca, New York
Ithaca College ('10-'14).
Writer. Smut Peddler. Drag Queen.
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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

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niknak79:

He gets into his shows

niknak79:

He gets into his shows

assbutt-trumpet:

Favourite Movies ~ Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

"Bloodbath. It’s gonna be a bloodbath. ‘Cause no one crosses GeneCo. No, not even Repo. Will Rotti clean house? Damn, we’re gonna find out! At the opera, so stay tuned. ‘Cause the winner of this blood feud will take GeneCo"

reallyreallyreallytrying:

"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

vesley:

people in front of me walking slow

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mimzors:

pr1nceshawn:

Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ACCURATE THIS IS

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epic-humor:

typical day 

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armageddonnn:

how i can be every single character on this show will never cease to amaze me.

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nbcparksandrec:

A little Monday motivaish for ya.

nbcparksandrec:

A little Monday motivaish for ya.

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fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

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