Name: Colton

What You need to know:

21.
Aries.
Fluid Sexuality.
Ithaca, New York
Ithaca College ('10-'14).
Writer. Smut Peddler. Drag Queen.
Want to learn more? Message Me/Follow.

M For language? Bitch get the fuck on, tag this shit as teen.

—Oh…just reading fanfiction again don’t mind me (via mytra-fallen-angel)

(Source: bewbin)

(Source: twerkmaid)

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

andrewcentrism:


my first RA bulletin board! Alriiiight!!

Omg bby I’m so sorry I’m just now publishing this but it is actually perfect

andrewcentrism:

my first RA bulletin board! Alriiiight!!

Omg bby I’m so sorry I’m just now publishing this but it is actually perfect

dependsoncontext:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Language is beautiful

(Source: bibleslut)

  • me: i like this character
  • person: ok
  • me: no you dont understand

(Source: drorock)

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

America’s Next Top Model Logic

ellabellanyc:

Tyra: “The judges see this beautiful girl..but she can’t translate that in her photos.”

Model: “I know but I broke my leg and fractured my sku—”

Tyra: *shakes head* remember that photo shoot I did? I was chased by a fire breathing dragon the day before and got hit by an eighteen wheeler and I STILL looked fierce.” 😒

castiel-knight-of-hell:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

image

littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

jesus

littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

jesus